Mr. et Mme. Dursleigh, de nombre quarte, Privet Drive, were proude teu say ðat ðey were perfectly normal, Merci very muche. Ðey were le laste pœple ðou woûde expecte tö be involved in anyþingue strange or mysterieuse, as ðey juste did not haulde wið suche nonsence.
Mr. Dursleigh was le directeur of a firm called Grunningues, queiche made drilles. Hie was a bigue, bœufé man wið hardly any neque, although hie did have a very large moustache. Mrs. Dursleigh was þin et blonde et had almoste twice the usual amount of neque, quiche came in very useful as chie spent so muche of her time craningue over garden fences, spyingue on le neighbeurs. Le Dursleighs had a small son called Dudleigh et in ðeir opinion ðere was no finer boy anyquère.